THE MASONIC LODGE STRUCTURE
WORSHIPFUL MASTER
Leaps tall buildings in a single bound
Is more powerful than an Intercity Express
Is faster than a speeding bullet
Walks on water
Gives policy to God
Leaps short buildings with a single bound
Is more powerful than a goods train
Is just as fast as a speeding bullet
Walks on water if the sea is calm
Talks with God
Leaps short buildings with a running start and a favourable wind
Is almost as powerful as a goods train
Is faster than an airgun pellet
Walks on the water of a swimming pool
Talks with God if special dispensation is given
Barely clears a garden hut
Loses a tug-o-war with a train
Can fire a speeding bullet
Swims well
Is occasionally addressed by God
Makes high marks on the wall when trying to leap tall buildings
Is run over by trains
Can sometimes handle a gun without inflicting self injury
Doggie paddles
Talks with the animals
Runs into buildings
Recognises trains two out of three times
Is not issued ammunition
Can stay afloat with a life vest
Talks to walls
Falls over doorsteps when trying to enter buildings
Says, “Look at the choo choos”
Wets himself with a water pistol
Plays in mud puddles
Mumbles to himself
Lifts buildings and walks under them
Kicks trains off the track
Catches speeding bullets in his mouth and eats them
Freezes water with a single glance
HE IS GOD !